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HESKEY TIME
So we featured the Emile Heskey: The Powerhouse video a while ago and it went down a storm, but to be honest we could probably post a dumb video of Emile Heskey doing something every day for the rest...
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FOOTBALL SPONSORSHIP VIDEO NASTIES
Football sponsorship is a crazy business these days, as clubs and players generate ever spiralling amounts of bunce by slapping weird logos and names on pretty much anything (Stewart Downing receives...
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Compliments For Every Premier League Team
The life of a football supporter is a stressful one. Even more so when you support a Premier League team as the stakes are so high. It is akin to going to war every single day. Your team is your...
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week Four Round Up
I know we probably should have published this round up sooner than the day week five is due to start, but the truth is that AMJ normally does it but he went on holiday for two weeks and told me I had...
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week Five Round Up
Week 5 has finished and I gotta eat my words only a couple of weeks down the line as the terribly named Prison Break FC have risen once again to the tip top of the league. With the highest points...
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Villa Got Spanked 8-0 – Here’s Some Of The Best (And Worst) Reaction
Here at Sick Chirpse we all pretty much hate Aston Villa. For me, the reasons are obvious – I’m a Birmingham City season ticket holder and grew up going to a school where almost everyone was a Villa...
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The Most Memorable Moments Of 2012 – In One Video
2012 is waning to a close and 2013 is scuttling closer, like a crab chasing after the sea. 12 long months of breathing, sleeping, shitting, pissing, drinking, shagging and giving up your early...
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Top 20 Goals Of The Brasileirao 2012
I’ve always thought the Brasileirao (Brazilian League) is a sick football league. Yeah, fair enough, it can be a graveyard for once awesome footballers to earn a bit more bills to make their 40+ years...
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Top 5 Ridiculous Red Cards In Football, Ever
Everyone loves red cards in football (unless they’re given to a member of your team – justly or unjustly) because it’s awesome to see players totally lose their rag and just go for someone or take...
View ArticleThomas Hitzlsperger Comes Out In Interview
In a move that will do wonders for LBGT issues in sports, specifically in football, former Aston Villa, Everton and West Ham midfielder Thomas Hitzlsperger has announced that he is gay. The former...
View ArticleVIDEO: Noel Gallagher Reviews Oasis Music Videos; Hates Them All
Back in 2010, Noel Gallagher recorded his opinions on every single one of Oasis’s videos for the 2010 retrospective DVD Time Flies and it was absolute comedy gold. It’s crazy that nobody has made a...
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Team Analysis For The Barclays Premier League Season 2014/2015
The prestigious FIFA World Cup has been finished for a while now, the considerably less prestigious Community Shield match has been played and transfer rumours are breeding like rabbits, all of which...
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Britain’s Vainest Man Set To Go Bankrupt To Wipe Out £35K Debts
It’s not even one week into January and candidates for the most vile human being in the country are already emerging thick and fast. No, we’re not talking about everyone entering the Celebrity Big...
View ArticleWest Bromwich Albion Release The Worst Ever Video Unveiling Their New Kit
It’s fairly obvious from some of my writing that I’m a Birmingham City fan and have beef with Aston Villa and you might assume that I have beef with West Bromwich Albion too which you might think may...
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Sick Chirpse Premier League Super Predicitions // November 28th – 30th
We’re bringing back Premier League Predictions because the football season has well and truly got going and it’s shaping up to be one of the most fascinating seasons ever, with the top four completely...
View ArticleAston Villa Fan Challenges Joleon Lescott To A Fight After Relegation Comments
It’s an especially shit time to be an Aston Villa fan right now. Not only is the side guaranteed relegation following their latest loss at the weekend, but they’ve also lost out on literally millions...
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PHOTOS: Gabriel Agbonlahor Getting Smashed Doing Nos The Day Villa Were...
As many of you know, Aston Villa’s time in the Premier League came to an end on Saturday with a 1-0 defeat to Manchester United at Old Trafford after one of the worst seasons ever in the history of the...
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German Football Team Gets Relegated, Local Brothel Offers Fans A Quickie To...
Hannover 96 over in Germany has finished the season bottom of the Bundesliga, meaning they will be relegated for the fifth time in their history. Featured Image VIA It’s not all bad news though,...
View ArticleTurkish Football Fans Burn Down Their Own Stadium After Their Team Gets...
Looks like fans of Turkish squad Eskisehirspor took relegation worse than fans of Villa/Norwich/Newcastle, having gone to extreme, fiery lengths to express their displeasure. Featured Image VIA Their...
View ArticleFormer Aston Villa Legend Dalian Atkinson Has Been Tasered To Death By Police
If you remember the early years of the Premier League then you’ll remember Dalian Atkinson absolutely tearing it up playing as a striker for Aston Villa and scoring one of the all time great goals...
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